this is definitely the best thing I’ve seen all week because I hate having to explain to people why I don’t like watching lesbian porn, and it’s exactly the reason that it isn’t made for lesbians. this video is just.. wow. A+, gold star, infinite brownie points.
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when people i dont like touch me
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A corgi leading a conga line of pugs on an adventure.
Gandalf no
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when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
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He looks just like you … by AniPokie.
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
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i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.
my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy
well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16
my boyfriend dated me
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